Lucian Freud With Zebra Head
c. 1943
Better love story than Twilight
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Ally has mastered the ability to copy the weapons of her foes. Additionally, she has mastered the ability to absorb the damage from all physical attacks and redirect it against multiple opponents. Ally developed the talent to make nightmares appear from nowhere. Tragically, Ally has a weakness of being clumsy.
Buttpilgrim developed the talent to confuse the fears of an adversary. He likewise wrangles with assailants wielding a magical sword made from cloth, however using this power makes him camouflaged for two days. Buttpilgrim can launch lightning bolts from his whip toward a distant area.
ok that sounds cool I guess, but what’s my weakness
Lamentably, Buttpilgrim becomes weak in the presence of physical matter.well shit
Katetholic has been known to copy the physical attributes of her antagonists. Also, she has been known to become almost weightless and she is able to transform any vegetable into diamond, but never while concentrating. Katetholic has the power to tunnel through solid wood and she has a reputation for an overwhelming sense of smell. She likewise has the power to become incorporeal. Lamentably, Katetholic is notorious for being terrible at concetration.
Hey, at least if I can’t concentrate, that means I can turn vegetables into diamond more easily.
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Tatsu Kimiero possesses the power to cause his enemies to become horribly disfigured. Additionally, he developed the talent to take control of puppets, but can only do so once an hour. Tatsu Kimiero is able to block psychic blasts and deflect them against a series of adversaries, however using this power makes him gigantic for one minute. He likewise has the power to teleport from rooftop to rooftop using an unusual assault vehicle. Shamefully, Tatsu Kimiero takes harm from exposure to rock.
Tasha has learned to make duplicates of herself. Additionally, she attacks with a devastating tail made from silver, however using this power makes her incorporeal for one day. Tasha brandishes a terrible skateboard, but using this power draws a lot of attention. Additionally, she has a stupendous luck. Terribly, Tasha endures the burden of being kind of an asshole.
Being kind of an asshole is such a burden…..
Maria rides an awe-inspiring assault vehicle into battle. Also, she has a super resistance to mental attack and she has mastered the ability to copy the mental attributes of her adversaries. Maria can spin like a whirlwind and she has the power to cause her antagonists to become weak, however never when scared. She also has a reputation for a startling constitution, but using this power draws a lot of attention. Maria displays all of the powers and talents of a spider, but she must speak words of power to do so. Additionally, she conquers foes wielding a cruel knife that can force combatants to freeze in place, but this power fades when she is knocked unconscious. Tragically, Maria becomes kind of an a**hole in the presence of steel.
Steel. Okay.
Velazquez, Las Meninas, 1656
This reminds me of what we do to little girls today
except we make them look like prostitutes
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Please
my sister is so desperate to have more than one follower.
It’s true. I’m kind of hoping one of these days I will post something so funny that people will follow me and make me Tumblr famous and then I will not fail, and colleges will give me scholarships. This is my life plan.
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Please
Now I know what it feels like to be laughed at because of my ignorance
Thomas Kennington
Great Britain 1856-1916
Homeless 1890
oil on canvas
170.0 x 152.0 cm___
Homeless, 1890, is one of a...
Lord Almeric Athelstan Spencer-Churchill and Lady Clementina Spencer-Churchill by James Sant, 1877 England
inspired by [x]
The Passing Train by Marianne Stokes, 1890
Umbrella, by Marie Bashkirtseff (1883)
Peacock, 1908, Mikhail Larionov. Russian Cubist Painter (1881 - 1964)
A Veiled Beauty of Constantinople, Frederick Arthur Bridgman